Bureacracy is a vile profession. However, there is some merit in maintaining one's own records. And rather than relying on the Rogue's gallery I've been able to maintain my own list of victims in the form of a dog eared little notebook in my hip pocket. "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer," as they say. But I must abandon this list now. Or at least move it. So I'm noting it here instead.
If you're on this list, I won't be coming back for you. Take some comfort in that at least.
In order of appearance:
1. Sgt Jack Travis
2. Lukinswood Snitch
3. Tor'kak
4. Chrisman17
5. Clarance Craddock
6. mage57
7. CrusnikXII
8.Jim Braddock
9.Samuel 034
10.Cobra13
11.Ming the Merciless
12.Doctor Occult
13.Death Lemur
14.Darth Ozy 4th
15.Big Herm
16.DeadHead17
17.Dirk Triggerfinger
18.Matroskin
19.rebis scout
20.QStone
21.James Sessler
22.sebastian thomas
23.revaze
24.Rev Lightning
25.froto
26.Mad Muchacho
27.John Danvers
28.psychostresssucks
29.Rhile
30.Dark Shibbi
31.Shaun Leinard
32.KO3bIPb
33.Raspojasana Bitanga
34.CrashMcLarson
35.The Punitor
36.Orimion
37.Armin Tamzarian
38.Duke D'oeuvre
39.baskerville hound
40.9731
41.hui6o4
42.aznboy
43.elliottmess
44.Jauqes
45.K1llface
46.HussleManJr
47.Humbert VonGikkingen
48.Raymond Davison
49.Moses Black
50.Agent Banks
51.romoisagod
52.Roy Parkinson
53.skubrick
54.Tedward Wilsonn
55.K2436
56.Kooky McSpook
57.Vercingetoriks
58.Hazzard114
59.AxleRose
60.Jason Corleone
61.JT Garrett
62.TerminalFailure
63.oinkler
64.jesusowns
65.TheDavibob
66.Paxton Smith
67.Rugs00
68.Badass Ben
69.Archie McPhee
70.Wally188
71.Fingers McGlug
72.NemesisReborn
73.Pigulg
74.Pyatochoks
75.Aiboliter
76.AidenFury
77.BrotherMcBeaner
78.Lord Alpharius
79.Lord Alpharius
80.Mr Tee Man
81.ihall4
82.Doxxist
83.Kurt Wells
84.Officer Murphy
85.Wyzeguy6
86.MushRoom002
87.John Kimbull
88.Good Bub
89.Hackslide
90.Hempknightcc
91.Dead Dennis Morre
92.ColorBlue
93.KingRoach
94.GoodTimeCharlie
95.Curly49 SW Corner
96.Dhavid Grohl
97.Dhavid Grohl
98.Chooper
99.RFKzombiekiller
100.OneEyedJhack
101.bizarrechaos
102.bienjii
103.arrapirate
104.puppyz
105.Mecha Omega
106.Nephilim O'Dell
107.Bryan Cathark
108.Shyamul
109.Cwesker
110.Mooupe
111.Pvt Perkins
112.Trent Kane
113.Medawoo
114.Dave the Wave
115.Ella Fenris
116.SillyClown
117.bmitchel
118.Suzy Swallows
119.Toshi Nagata
120.Toshi Nagata
121.ugotpwned
122.Mazoku
123.Baked Monkey
124.Grimchie
125.Jlyn29
126.ChillinatorMeerkat
127.Grimch's Epenis
128. Captain J Quinones
129. personn 15
130. Fliptop
131. JackAscii
132. Xelro
133. JackOrtiz
134. le bourreau
135. Kas Tuk
136. Deletion
137. Adaya
138. Cameron Vale
139. Blake Firedancer
140. Nicholai Petrov
141.Jeremy Daniels
142. RPD Chris022345
143. Sl4rt1b4rtf4st
144. ratt finklestein
145. Foster Reed
146. Armv
147. Kid Kill
148. Lt Sandyman
149. Slatkij
150. Anita Moorhead
151. Robert Halftree
152. Pedders
153. Zaarik
154. Officer Raleigh
155. Professor Boognish
156. ZBQW
157. Asrei
158. squishier
159. kar98
160. Shadowsnipe
161. Marcus Banes
162. Bladistorkem
163. Paul Ravenclaw
164. Hmelly Eggs
165. Sorvetero
166. Andrew Quaney
167. Light Yagumi
168. Mathew Blackburn
169. a very handsome fellow
170. Leccy Kev
171. Manuel Davis
172. Ryulong
173. drek47
174. Letit Out
175. Fatkat
176. Sethsurvives
177. MiniGemmel
178. Axelady
179. CrAzY KilLeR JaY123
180. Corinthia
181. Tim McMurder
182. Lunchbox of the 308
183. Capt Winters
184. Ass Hulk
185. Asshulk
186. Killroy Kutter
187. Jack Priestly
188. Scoot5
189. liens
190. Asshulk
191. JosKarith
192. Bucky Tesla
193.Adam R
194. xDarkstalkerx
195. iamwillow
196. Fansay
197. Bear Cat
198. xReaperxXp
199. KingKnut
200. BarryLiao
201. Dyran
202. MrAddled
203. Markus Silverkin
204. stone 18
205. Speels
206. Ultimate Spiderman
207. Arrawan
208. Mark Sodder
209. BigErn Mccracken
210. Todd Weaverly
211. Ill Vice
212. Ryan Lynch
213. nmr
214. DAAAN
215. Sarge Johnson
216. hardcoreFAKing
217. Joshua Creed
218. tassellhoff burfoot
219. Josh Clark
220. Fyra Twill
221. brian mercat
222. itemcrash
223. Oto Bismark
224. Bubs180
225. dallas354
226. Summoning Redemption
227. Stu Lantz
2009:
228. Ranger Walker
229. Strayla
230. Cliff Machete
231. Bad Touch Bob
232. Ron El
233. Adtheus
234. ishootzombiez
235. Doc Pokenprod
236. Uchiha Survivor
237. goat hammer
238. AlvaroMesa
239. JonPB
240. Darlocke
241. CiscoKitty
242. Selector
243. mein sohn
244. Rocky Ford
245. Dark Butters
246. Noelani Kiele
247. HEMRAGE
248. Nathan Arnold
249. Dortho
250. Beef Ref
251. Eric Bessette
252. Calvin Duerkson
253. Edward Katanahands
254. dipcup
255. brian mercat
256. chosen 0ne
257. TheLostProphet
258. Zhou Cang
259. conflict99
260. danceyman
261. Lihe
262. Russel Oakley
263. ezra d
264. Tiac Ektorg
265. DrQuincy
266. Don Denton
267. Maya X
268. Da Ninja
269. Janus Abernathy
270. Damia Lockheart
271. labine10
272. Majkel1
273. carlton's brother
274. Kane Izzy
275. Eric Bessette
276. Poppa Kzarr
277. subupelle
278.CosmoDeLarge
279. neoboy
280. Threeven
281. HK 50
282. Lorettka
283. Dr Hau
284. Yakui
285. splicers
286. Dr Aki Ross
287. Beard Hunter
288. indereth
289. WhatIsUp
290. Dirk Dirka
291. I am a Gynecologist
292. Garland Oak
293. CatTw
294. Mr Prokhorov
295. Joiliet Jake
296. Eve Brea
297. scott tamms
298. Trask MD
299. krankyxx
300. sbr
301. Concetta Medicci
302. gaming enygma
303. Eyesburn
304. Willard J Higgins
305. Ash TheKing Williams
306. Alex Trebak
307. mormon scout
308. Cinthiar
309. Sir Sardaukar
310. 00DUCK
311. DrHygglo
312. Damiel
313. Rebecca Harris
314. heartlesshero
315. me310
316. Speels
317. Simon Beckett
318. Nauta
319. chosen 0ne
320. Dissonus
321. bucknaked jihad
322. Morris O'Brian
323. Papa Nixon
324. BriAnna Blackmoor
325. spaz kid
326. Red Clown
327. Hiiragi Kagami
328. Diriana
329. Arkham Black
330. Doctor Mudd
331. warlord266
332. Dinky's Best
333. Jayne M Cobb
334. Sonia Templeton
335. Astara
336. Dagger Exonar
337. dranian
338. Dinky's Best
-- Lost some stuff ---
339. Christopher Whalken
340. RAD24
341. Urmnaf
342. cistern64
343. kar98
344. Papa Nixon
345. Tom Suffer
346. PeterTheNoob
347. Sabiene
348. Winnan
349. Morris O'Brian
350. Numtini
351. Angel Wolf
352. Peter MacGahara
353. Dominatrix
354.Gladymher
355.Sable Maiara
356.xuanwu
357. Jeffrey Thompson
358. Jeff Graham Thompson
359. Twin Strippers
360. prudence's aunt
361. Iwan Griffiths
362. Sgt Axel Drakon
363. ykl
364. RevTrev
365. Corsec
366. zombieki11er02
367. Timberon
368. Ed Poe
369. Dedagin
370. Fire Down Below
371. Nurse Sakura
372. Tanis half elf
373. Nervous Harold
374. JustTesting
375. Sentar
376. Deadfacehugger
377. Legias
378. playb0y88nd
379. Mr Twilight
380. Brick Tamberland
381. steelblade
382. Eric Parkers
383. Steve Malvinas
384. stepdead
385. M4rduK
386. Malcolm Andersson
387. Daniel777111
388. Shyox
389. Kyril Solas
390. Ciscokitty
391. alwayz1
392. donindrek
393. tymyshoe21
394. Nevermhr
395. bubblykiss
396. Dirk Dirka
397. terter
398. stepkill
399. stepkill
400. Bob the Onion
401. Bruno Oliveira
402. Gore Girl
2010
403. alwayzwrong
404. alwayzlate
405. JeremyR
406. silasw
407. Bullet Jake
408. TowUp
409. alwayzme
410. lenny1
411. redman1337
412. shani1
413. gumshoe
414. Moral Compass
415. abba1
416. alwayzme
417. Kimitake Hiraoka
418. Cheveyo
419. shakey23
420. REVENGEEE
421. Blazing Saddle
422. Duke D'oeuvre
423. savior999
424. Dark Blue Helmet
425. 63464647946794616912
426. Amanda Hugankiss
427. Wasabeee
428. DeadHorn
- 428ish murders -
- 412ish different humans dead by my hands -
Last Updated: 23rd February, 2010
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Damn fine job girl.
-- Firetwig/Hunter Wells/Undead Monkey0/FiretwigZed
:P Lol.
I guess you'll recognize Hunter Wells a bit more...
Ta m'dear!
Where you hiding? ;)
Hmm. Which one? ;) Hunter is usually always in his building. *Wink Wink* And FiretwigZed is idling away somewhere...Thinking about joining Barhah completely. :) Firetwig can not tell you of course. And Undead Monkey0 is my brand new Pker. :)
-Firetwig
it was lovely putting you under the axe this morning amber. you're the tops.
gimme your digits. let's stay in touch baby.
stu
@firetwig, I was enquiring about Hunter Wells. But as Stu noted, I was occupied that evening and I believe you were dead anyhow. Let's take a raincheck?
@Stu, I'll be around. Unfortunate that I was unable to grab a photo of our meeting as it was one of the most pleasant claims I've had for some time. There's always next time I guess. ;)
you'll be around? after perusing your book, i have little doubt of that.
no malice here though sugar, whatever you choose to do. just couldn't pass it up . . . a tingle i'm sure you're familiar with. was planning to give you the needle but you were too quick for me.
drinks next time you're in crowbank?
be safe out there amber. you know what they say about the flame that burns twice as bright.
stu
Oh honey...Don't you worry about me, I'm having a ball.
This has always been one of my favorite parts of the city...next to Pitneybank of course. So far I've had my safehouse lit up, been axed to death, shot, stabbed, clawed and had my DNA stolen from a revive point, killed four people and watched as a friend finished off a fifth, spotted an upstart young bounty hunter and met a mysterious and pleasant stranger and I've only been in town 2 or 3 days?
I'd say that's a pretty spectacular welcome back...
yes, i said cute. you heard me perfectly well the first time. so you can stop fishing for compliments while ventilating me.
i'll keep my good eye out for you amber, but you've nothing more to worry about than some decent scotch and a week old banana i'm saving for a special occasion.
stay safe baby, and maybe squeeze a cell phone into your impressive arsenal. i grabbed a screen capture of your most recent pleasantries, lemme know if you need it. i'll jam it somewhere.
well played.
stu
I always carry a cell with me, dear, and I have you right here at my fingertips but you need to pick one up yourself.
That screenshot would be much appreciated as I would love to use it in my next blog (which has been postponed until iwitness comes back online.) Jam it anywhere you like, honey.
ah, that's right. i dumped my cell to pick up that genny. a very poor trade that i will rectify ASAP.
regarding the capture, i will definitely try to put it somewhere in the near future. just a matter of finding the time to squeeze it in.
i see you're among the dead again. if you're near gulsonside, lemme know and i'll try to make your stay among the dead a brief one.
here's wishing you a high body count in 2009.
stu
I see you got a phone and it's about time too.
I'm in the middle of Osmondville at the moment and I won't say no to a poke.
*I won't say no to a poke*
ha! i had just that hunch.
you're out of luck in osmondville, don't have the AP to reach you i'm afraid. i've asked a very good friend to handle you for me.
you'll be fine.
here you go . . .
http://i403.photobucket.com/albums/pp118/Stu_Lantz/Picture1.png
lucky shot
Thank you dear! I'll start on that blog tonight.
That list just grows and grows...
<3
I know. I'm probably going to need to split it eventually.
it was lovely putting you under the axe this morning amber. you're the tops.
gimme your digits. let's stay in touch baby.
stu
December 27, 2008 at 4:31 AM
. . . time flies doesnit? . . .
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